An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.'
The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag...'
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Ta Hoang Linh -> Nghĩa:
ReplyDeleteBush "con" bị thay = D.Trump lúc nào thế...?!
Doan Hong Nghia: Hehe, bây giờ cái joke gì cũng chuyển sang cho đ/c này sở hữu hết!
DeleteGiao To Ngo: :D
DeleteCa Vu Thanh: Hay
ReplyDeleteDoan Hong Nghia: Hay là vì nó hợp anh ạ :-)
DeleteHai Dang: Ở VN chắc rơi mau, vì sách vở đầy nhóc....
ReplyDeleteDoan Hong Nghia: Hahaha :-)
DeleteSang Ung: Wishful thinking!!
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