Thursday, November 19, 2015

A joke on the structure of a typical Chinese family.

A Chinese teacher asked a boy to write an article on State, Party, Society and People. As the boy had no clue on the differences between these concepts, he went home and asked his father.
His father told him the following:
"The State is like your grandpa, who is the most respectable person in the family, but he doesn't get involved in the daily operation of the family as he has no real power.
"The Party is just like me, who is the most powerful person and master of the family.
"Society is just like your mother, who works for both the Party and Society, and is subject to orders from the Party.
" The People are just like you, who is the smallest and weakest. No one listens to you, but you have to listen to everyone else."
The boy was still confused about the concepts and after supper he would have liked to ask his grandpa for further details. But his grandpa had gone to sleep. So the boy went to his father's room. His father and mother were having sex and the furious father slapped the boy. The poor boy returned to his room in tears to write the article.
The next day the teacher called the father, " Was the article written by your son himself? It is too insightful for such a small boy!"
The boy' article was - "The State is asleep, the Party is fucking Society, Society is moaning while the People are crying."(国家已沉睡,党在玩社会;社会在呻吟,人民在流泪)

from Doan Hong Nghia's wall/FB

1 comment:

  1. Huu Tinh Nguyen: Ai biểu thằng bé không đi khỏi "xã hội"đó ?Nhưng đi bằng cách nào khi mà thằng bé chỉ"trên răng dưới...cát tút",nên đành phải sống với xã hội rên rỉ,và khóc thôi...Nó đang nhờ các bác như Nghia Doan chỉ giáo.

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