Who you want to stay with?

—- a sort of true story

Judge asked the child during a divorce lawsuit:
- Do you want to stay with your father?
- No, he always beats me.
- Do you want to stay with your mother?
- No, she beats me too.

The judge scratched his head:
- So, then who do you want to stay with?
- I wan to stay with Canada soccer team!

The judge was shocked:
- Why?
- Because they never beat anybody.

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